In the spirit of the upcoming holiday, I decided to dress up like James Bond and Han Solo, who Mommy named me after. I'm suave, debonair, and Mom says I'm a finely-tuned muscle machine. She sometimes calls me a slick black Cadillac. Sometimes she calls me a Panther or Puma, because I'm just that tough. She also calls me her Hanie Bear. (Shut up Leia, I'm still tough. She calls you Princess.) Sure I let her kiss me a lot, but I think I can be ferocious and still be nice to my mom. Guys need to be nice to their mommas. I do parkour with little effort. I know how to spy stealthily, and I have awesome fight skills. I'm the toughest of the Solos and don't let my sister tell you I hide when the vacuum comes out. I admit that she does approach it like it can't hurt her, but I'm wiser than her and find a safe place to observe it (No, Leia, I don't hide. You need to know your enemy!). Kylo is my shadow, so I teach the little guy a few skills and give him advice. He's fun to play with and I think he admires me. Mom and Dad say I have a super baby meow, which doesn't fit my tough-guy persona, but it's the best way to trick the enemy. I'm about stealth, surveillance, and I camouflage my dangerous strength to set the trap for anyone who wants to mess with my family. Go to Mommy's Instagram page to see some of my action videos. www.instagram.com/carlareighard/
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