My life is hard. Here's my daily routine:
1:00 AM - Tell Mom what time it is with a polite "meow"
2:00 AM - Remind her I need to be pet, which she does half-heartedly. Dad ignores me.
2:30 AM - Tell Mom it's time to sleep on the couch, because the bed is getting uncomfortable. I like to sleep on her on
the bed, but then switch to the couch. That way I'm close to the food bowl so I can snack a little in-between.
3:00 AM - Meow my most delightful meow to let Mom know she needs to get up for work, but she grumpily tells me
"It's not time yet."
3:30 AM - Sometimes Mom's alarm goes off and she goes down in the basement to exercise. I get a little attention, but
I have to wait until 4:00 AM to get Mom's full doting time. She's more awake and better at it by then.
4:30 AM - I wait for Mom in the bathroom to shower, dress, dry her hair and do whatever it is she does with her face.
5:00 AM - Daddy's alarm goes off, but I ignore it, because Mommy is in the kitchen making food. I may want some or I
may just want to get pet some more. She can't ignore me if I get in-between her legs.
5:45 AM - My parents are leaving me home alone to party, sleep, play or whatever I want to do all day, but it is hard to
keep watch over the house. I can't prove it since I'm alone all day, but I do watch the windows for intruders.
I keep bad people from breaking in, because I'm pretty tough.
4:00 PM to BEDTIME - I let Dad and Mom try to entertain me, but they sometimes fail at it. The laser light works pretty good, but I lose my attention with it quickly.
On the weekends it is a little easier, but I mostly help my mom write her stupid books. I still try to wake her up multiple times, but she really gets grumpy with me. I'm only trying to give her a chance to write more. My life is hard.