After our parents returned from their European tour, we decided to jump in our time travel vessel and see what the big deal was. So we put on these disguises and sneaked into Buckingham Palace. We had no trouble getting past all the crowds or the Royal Guard, but the queen's little dogs started barking at us as soon as they saw us. We were forced to escape those squatty bodies who are fatter than us!
Now we know why Mom wrote about this place in her book. There's lots of good food, friendly cats, and everyone runs on cat time (they call it Hawaiian time). There's no rushin' or stressin'.
Hobbes & Tigger